Sunday, October 23, 2005

pattoooooos!!!


Friends u all say that u all are withstanding pattoos chaloos from s3 onwards.. then what abt me??? i know him long before coming to college.. from the days of zephyr.. we were in the same batch there... there were 4 others from BVB just like pattu... horrible chalu batch... they used to sit behind us and kill us Christ Nagarians with their axes and swords!!!! After i left zephyr i was a bit relaxed!!! but when i came to college for admission!!!! oh NO pattu again and that too for 4 years!!! my expectations were correct... he never improved and became more and more chaluan... it became so hard that me and kiran had to limit his chaloos to 5 per day...athilum kooduthal thanganulla sheshiyilla... his looks are entirely deceiving... he looks like a good brahmin boy... cute and innocent...but.... kayyil motham kallatharamanu... his famous dialogues are "ente kayyil kaashilla" , "oh athu bhayangara eluppamanu" and a few seconds after that "athu...athu... athoru prashanamanu"... pattu is a number one pishukkan... nibin was saying oru "small" adikkan polum kashu tharilla ennu... aliyaa njan oru fufu adikkan 2.50 rupees chodichittu kalla thendi thannilla... when we boys get angry with him we call him "patti pattu"... quiet rhyming naa... one of our favourite hobbies is attacking pattu... and we like to film that also... we have a rare collection of such items recorded at nibin's house, sreenath's house and at ernakulam when we went for huawei... but we couldnt film the attack in the elevator at the BSNL office for the valipikkals he had done to us... he has a typical style of nodding his head and its pace increases when we mention abt p***... pakshe enthu cheyyan, kayyil rakhi ketti koduthille... his favourite food is B&B (Beef & Beer)... i know girls wont believe... but just look at his protruding tummy... pakshe enthokke paranjalum pattu aaloru paavamanu... kurachu eduthu chaattam undenallathe mattu prashnangalonnumilla... athu pole thanne fufu and gugu illa(although its not a bad habit!!!)... so pattu all the best for the future and may all ur dreams come true.......

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